Dear Germs (Bacteria, Viruses, and the like),
Please go away and leave our family alone. You've been lurking around all winter long. I know you are part of the world too and you can't help doing your thing, finding host bodies, etc. But I think we've done our duty as hosts for now. We need some peace. We need to get back to doing things other than fighting you off. Like playing, seeing friends, running in the sunshine, and writing better SOLSC posts.
The Cockerille Family